Minecraft Foam Sword
You Know that you NEED one of these Swords for just about everything you do in in life.
Amazon Price: N/A (as of April 29, 2017 11:11 pm –
On an average day, we can think of probably a billion uses for a sword like the one in Minecraft. For starters, we’d use it to slice our alarm clock in half for waking us up from an amazing dream. Then we’d use it to butter our toast for breakfast and skewer an apple to eat on the drive to work. When the highway gets congested, we’d send our carpool buddy out ahead of us to cut down the offending vehicles and clear a path. Once at work, we’d use our Minecraft Sword to cut through red tape. (It works much better than a machete.) Then we’d use it to cut cake. Birthday cake, that is. After carefully licking away the excess frosting, we’d then point the sword menacingly at Middle Manager when he suggests staying late to finish a project. Not tonight – it’s porkchop night and our Minecraft Sword is ready!
Shipping Weight: 1.7 pounds
You will be impress with the quality and the size of these swords! They may not be able to hold up hard whacks, but for play fighting they are Great!
It is a hard foam so you will not be able to do any serious damage with it, but it is hard enough that it is noticable.
This sword is bigger then you expect and it is a bit more durable then you would expect for foam. It is an awesome gift for any Minecraft fan! You will love it!